This is a club where generally speaking you don't get to pick if
you want to be a member. You just find yourself a member when you
have colon surgery and they remove a portion or all of your colon...
hence a semi-colon... Membership begins on that day. Welcome to the
You WANT to be an honorary member. It's best to 'head off'
full membership by scheduling your colonoscopy today and becoming
an honorary member of The Semi Colon Club. If you have a family member,
friend or aquaintence that has or has had colon cancer and colon
surgery you begin the member process, when
you have your colonoscopy you are officially an honorary
Welcome to the club.